Heart Attack Breakfast-Hash browns, Fried Egg, Sauteed Mushrooms, Avocado

I found a ginormous cheese grater at the thrift store for $1.50 and have been grating potatoes like a hobbit ever since. My knuckles are raw and my stomach is ever increasing. Today I only had one egg and then I didn't even eat the yolk because it was too raw. The mushrooms didn't have much flavor because I was too lazy to add much in the way of seasonings. I chopped up an onion into the four mini potatoes which produced a giant heaping of hash browns.